Dick and Jane take the late train

Let's watch TV and talk about sex on the way home!

See Dick and Jane.

Dick is drunk. Jane is too.

Dick wants to watch TV on Jane’s smartphone. Jane agrees.

They talk and yell loudly. They think that no one notices. It’s a late train headed for the ‘burbs.

Then Dick talks about how he’s going to get Jane pregnant, and how he can’t wait until they are married. (What are they like 12?)

He tells Jane how much pain she will be in. He says Jane will beg for an epidural. Dick tells Jane how awesome it will be.

Thank God Dick and Jane are planning on procreating. We need more people in this world just like them.